It's just after midnight, I'm tied to a chair in Eli Roth's basement, and I'm about to die. Had I listened to my friends, I might not be in this situation. They'd heard the rumors and were more than eager to share them with me in hushed whispers over our free-trade soy lattes and organic quinoa wraps: That he was a woman-hating blood-freak, a mindless gorehound so wrapped up in his own lust for violence that I'd be lucky to escape his abode with my limbs intact and none of me consumed.
Read MoreRoss Sutherland (2016)
You know how when ESPN will replay a recent game and dub it an instant classic? Well, instead of labeling Stand By, I thought it would only be appropriate to authorize such a serious title to my most recent muse. Ross Sutherland, I crown thee, an instant classic.
Read MoreZack Ward (2016) #audio
There are very few things that make me weak in the knees. Furry creatures, accents, and... apparently Zack Ward. For one, I'm dealing with arguably the most famous bully in the history of bullying, so right away, there's some reason for hesitation.
Read MoreRonni Thomas (2016)
Sometimes, love goes on even after death. Sometimes, so does crazy; and, sometimes, the two are indistinguishable. Therein lies the appeal in the twisted tale of Carl Tanzler, aka Carl von Cosel, AKA Dr. von Cosel, AKA Count von Cosel, an early 20th century man of intrigue who rivals the Most Interesting Man in the World for the strangest life in the world: Before he turned fifty, the German national had lived in India and Australia, owned an entire island, been imprisoned in a POW camp, attempted to build his own plane, and mastered the organ.
Read MoreMichael Sun Lee (2016) #audio
Like many of you I grew up watching Full House, and like many of you I was anticipating the Fuller House series. You can lie to yourself and say you weren't, but we both know deep down you had it marked on your calendar. Either way though, for those that have pushed through the series, you know the show wasn't half bad, and while reviews are somewhat mixed Netflix has now not only greenlit the next season, they've also announced the Olsen's replacement.
Read MoreSgt. Slaughter (2016) #audio
I've decided that I have a love-hate relationship with wrestling. When wrestling is good, its really good, but when its bad... I don't know, its bad. But no matter how far I get away from the sport there is something that pulls me back in.
Read MoreThomas Hodge (2016) #audio
I've been sitting on this interview for a while now, and rather than have you guys continue to wait for the transcription I decided to release the complete and unaltered audio from my encounter with Thomas Hodge. So, who is this Thomas Hodge? He's a film poster designer unlike any other creating unique imagery that helps sells films and gains them invaluable coverage.
Read MoreBarry Crimmins (2016) #audio
It's been a good while since I've been intimidated by someone that I've had the opportunity to interview, and while this conversation has it's fair share of awkward moments, I decided to upload it unaltered due to the broad amount of valuable information. While we do touch on Bobcat Goldthwait's latest feature, which Crimmins is the focus of, Barry also gives some sound advice for newcomers to the comedy scene and shares his thoughts on a career in politics. I've been a fan of Bobcat Goldthwait for a while now, and while I only knew little of Crimmins prior to the film, I am pleased to have had the opportunity to speak to the man who has much to say about a lot.
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