Road to Paloma (2014)

Let me be the first to say that I don't know shit about motorcycles. Hell, I don't know shit about most vehicles. That being said, there's always been something about the rumble of a wheeled machine that's fascinated me. 

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Greyhawk (2014)

Greyhawk is one of those movies where something happens, then a bunch of other stuff happens and then it ends just the way it started. While normally I wouldn't be too fond of this formula there is still something that can be said about this one. The movie opens up with a man and a woman getting dressed.

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American Sniper (2014)

American Sniper has been sitting on my desk since December, but rather than watch it at home, alone, I decided to venture to my local cinema to see it alongside my fellow gun-toting, red-blooded, Texan friends. I opted for the latest showing, not because I had a choice, but because that was all that was available. Keep in mind, I'm seeing this weeks after it's release and I'm still sitting among a packed house.

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Mold! (2012)

Mold! comes to us from newcomer Neil Meshino and stars a bunch of people you’ve probably never heard of. While most readers would tune out now, please don’t, because Mold! is definitely worth your time. And what a messy time it is.

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Wild (2014)

Wild comes to us from the director of Dallas Buyers Club and stars Resse Witherspoon as Cheryl Strayed. It’s the true story of a woman who decided to take a thousand mile hike in attempt to move on from a series of serious tragedies that recently occurred in her life. I love Dallas Buyers Club.

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Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage (2014)

Before I begin I must say that this one was pretty hard to follow. The story jumps more than a Mexican jumping bean at a trampoline convention hosted by pole-vaulting kangaroos. Lucky for me though, as soon as I would begin to get lost, a random character would show up and tell everyone what is happening then another would follow with “oh yes, that is happening”, to which a third new character would jump out and shout “I have also noticed this happening, and this is how I feel about it.”

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The Butchers (2014)

The intro with newspaper clippings and serial killer’s photos roped me in immediately. Unfortunately though, that was probably the highlight of this one. Stephen Judd’s serial killer melting pot, The Butchers, brings together the world’s most notorious maniacs to a tourist trap near you.

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