Greyhawk (2014)

Greyhawk is one of those movies where something happens, then a bunch of other stuff happens and then it ends just the way it started. While normally I wouldn't be too fond of this formula there is still something that can be said about this one. The movie opens up with a man and a woman getting dressed.

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Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995) #BluRay

The 1990s was a difficult time for horror. After the monumental success it enjoyed in the 1980s, it appeared as if the genre had briefly lost its way, with the great wave of the slashers giving way to a veritable wasteland in the first half of the decade; and while Wes Craven’s Scream helped to make fright cinema relevant again, it wouldn’t be until the early 00s’ that consistently quality films began to appear again in the numbers they’d once enjoyed. As such, it makes sense that a confused, frustrated decade would give birth to some confused, frustrated franchises.

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SUPER! BitCon (2015)

This is a movie review website, so why in the hell are you reviewing a video game convention? Well, I'll tell you why. I wasn't planning on writing this up, but SUPER! BitCon was so well put together and we has so much fun that I had to say something. 

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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977) #BluRay

After accidentally killing the love of his life during sex, a demon curses his bed to become an eternal killing machine, feeding on all those who dare lie down within it. Passed through the ages, racking up the highest body count of any bed since that of Magic Johnson in 1989, has the bed finally met its match in the form of three women visiting the country on vacation in modern times? Famously mocked by Patton Oswalt, in which he mistakenly, but less awkwardly titles it Death Bed: The Bed That Eats PEOPLE, Death Bed is a curio of a movie if there ever was one.

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American Sniper (2014)

American Sniper has been sitting on my desk since December, but rather than watch it at home, alone, I decided to venture to my local cinema to see it alongside my fellow gun-toting, red-blooded, Texan friends. I opted for the latest showing, not because I had a choice, but because that was all that was available. Keep in mind, I'm seeing this weeks after it's release and I'm still sitting among a packed house.

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Mold! (2012)

Mold! comes to us from newcomer Neil Meshino and stars a bunch of people you’ve probably never heard of. While most readers would tune out now, please don’t, because Mold! is definitely worth your time. And what a messy time it is.

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Wild (2014)

Wild comes to us from the director of Dallas Buyers Club and stars Resse Witherspoon as Cheryl Strayed. It’s the true story of a woman who decided to take a thousand mile hike in attempt to move on from a series of serious tragedies that recently occurred in her life. I love Dallas Buyers Club.

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Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage (2014)

Before I begin I must say that this one was pretty hard to follow. The story jumps more than a Mexican jumping bean at a trampoline convention hosted by pole-vaulting kangaroos. Lucky for me though, as soon as I would begin to get lost, a random character would show up and tell everyone what is happening then another would follow with “oh yes, that is happening”, to which a third new character would jump out and shout “I have also noticed this happening, and this is how I feel about it.”

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The Butchers (2014)

The intro with newspaper clippings and serial killer’s photos roped me in immediately. Unfortunately though, that was probably the highlight of this one. Stephen Judd’s serial killer melting pot, The Butchers, brings together the world’s most notorious maniacs to a tourist trap near you.

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Shock Waves (1977) #BluRay

After colliding with a ghostly ship, the Captain, crew, and passengers of a rusty old yacht are forced to dock on the shore of a remote island. It soon becomes clear that they are not alone as they discover that this particular island is the breeding ground for a Nazi commandant to raise a group of World War II super soldiers from the dead into his own zombie army, ready to take over the world. The Nazis as zombie flick subgenre is populated a lot more densely than you might think.

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Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Intergalactic ravager Peter Quill, a transplant from Earth, comes into possession of an orb coveted, often for the wrong reasons, by everyone in the universe. He soon teams up with fellow mercenaries to form the Guardians of the Galaxy and must fight to keep this powerful object out of the wrong hands. As the tenth film of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of the Galaxy is inarguably the least known of their properties thus far to the casual viewer.

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