Scary Tales: Dark Walker (2024)

Geno McGahee’s Scary Tales: Dark Walker is nothing if not ambitious. Following the cult response to Scary Tales: Dead Zone, McGahee goes all-in on his sequel, blending horror, action, conspiracy, and outright absurdity into a film that feels like an entire midnight movie festival crammed into a single feature. Whether that works for you will depend on your tolerance for low-budget mayhem and your appreciation of indie horror that throws subtlety out the window in favor of sheer spectacle.

The premise is deceptively simple: a group of strangers awakens in a strange facility and then in a dilapidated house, where they are forced to face off against their worst nightmares—aliens, Bigfoot, zombies, demons, and the delightfully bizarre Muffin Man, who pushes a death cart through the chaos. Lurking behind it all is the titular Dark Walker, a looming figure tied to grief, tragedy, and the arrival of otherworldly forces. The film’s script, as revealed through the dialogue-heavy early acts, frames this as the result of shady government experiments meddling with interdimensional gateways. It’s part creature feature, part conspiracy thriller, and part apocalyptic nightmare.

What gives the film energy is the cast’s buy-in. Chris Spinelli, Lorrie Bacon, and Jesse Waegelein-Hall (among others) sell the increasingly wild scenarios with a sincerity that helps ground the madness. The performances elevate what could have easily collapsed into parody. McGahee’s direction also embraces practical effects and gore, with the special effects team clearly relishing every squib, prosthetic, and monster mask. The metal soundtrack, featuring bands like Sonora and Blood, Grease and Dirt, adds another layer of chaotic energy.

That said, Dark Walker isn’t without problems. At times, the sheer number of monsters and story threads leaves the film feeling episodic and disjointed. As characters lurch from one bizarre encounter to the next, the connective tissue of the narrative grows thin. The overuse of the alien creatures, for example, makes them lose impact. Some viewers will also find the dialogue clunky and the pacing uneven.

Still, there’s something undeniably fun about McGahee’s “everything but the kitchen sink” approach. It’s messy, cheap, and overlong at times, but also packed with enthusiasm and imagination. Scary Tales: Dark Walker may not be high art, but as a midnight movie experience, it delivers the kind of gonzo thrills that fans of DIY horror live for.

Verdict: A chaotic horror-action mashup that won’t work for everyone, but genre fans looking for monsters, gore, and unhinged creativity will find plenty to enjoy.

Jessie Hobson