Action U.S.A. (1989) #RetroReview

In the mood for kickass old-school stunt work? John Stewart’s Action U.S.A. from 1989 will scratch that itch for you, right after it drops you off a helicopter from a hundred feet up into a lake below! Stewart spent most of his career as a stunt coordinator, and his directorial debut pays tribute to the underappreciated folks who put their bodies and lives on the line for our entertainment.

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Janet Planet (2023)

A24's "Janet Planet," directed by Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Annie Baker, will be released nationwide this Friday, June 28th. This film marks Baker's debut in the cinematic world, and it is nothing short of a sublime exploration of childhood and maternal bonds set against the evocative backdrop of rural Western Massachusetts in the summer of 1991. The story revolves around 11-year-old Lacy, played by Zoe Ziegler, who spends her summer immersed in her vivid imagination and the presence of her enchanting mother, Janet, portrayed by Julianne Nicholson.

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Conan the Destroyer (1984) #RetroReview

For a long time, I was reluctant to revisit Richard Fleischer’s Conan the Destroyer from 1984. I remember thinking it paled in comparison to its predecessor. These days, I still think that. However, I also think that there’s quite a bit of fun to be had, once I decided to stop comparing it to John Milius’ masterful original and just go along for the ride.

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Tuesday (2023)

"Tuesday," a debut film by Daina O. Pusić, is a heart-rending fairy tale that brings an unusual and profound story to the screen. Julia Louis-Dreyfus delivers a profoundly moving performance as a mother navigating the depths of grief alongside her teenage daughter, played by Lola Petticrew. Together, they must confront Death, which takes the astonishing form of a talking bird, making for a deeply emotive narrative about loss and resilience.

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Somnium (2024)

"Somnium" is a mesmerizing blend of sci-fi and horror, masterfully crafted by Racheal Cain. The film follows small-town Gemma, who moves to Los Angeles after a painful breakup, hoping to make it big. To get on her feet, she takes a job working the overnight shift at Somnium, a mysterious, experimental sleep clinic where dreams are made real.

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The Exorcism (2024)

"The Exorcism," directed by Joshua John Miller, is set to haunt cinemas from June 21st. The film stars an impressive cast, including Russell Crowe, Ryan Simpkins, Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg, and David Hyde Pierce. This meta-horror flick follows Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while filming a supernatural horror movie.

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Wormwood (2006)

Some of my favorite things to write about are microbudget films, trash films, and films made in my hometown of Columbus, Ohio. 2006’s Wormwood checks all of those boxes. Directed and produced by James Maynard, and scripted by Maynard and Brett Blumfield, the budget was a minuscule $400 according to one of the less scathing reviews on IMDb.

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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) #RetroReview

I first saw Joe Johnston’s Honey, I Shrunk the Kids at a drive-in during its initial release in 1989. I was 11 and already a sci-fi junkie, so of course I loved it. Looking back, it’s not surprising that I took to this film as much as I did, as two men who I would come to admire later in life for their imaginative efforts in the horror genre shepherded this production through its earliest stages.

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Buying Time (2024)

No matter your thoughts on the whys and wherefores of the pandemic era, there’s no denying its ongoing impact on our culture. That being said, I’m somewhat surprised by the seeming reluctance of filmmakers to explore themes related to the situation. This brings me to producer/director Kris Smith and producer/writer/editor Andy Blithe’s no-budget near-future thriller, Buying Time.

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Good Boy (2022)

Having been on my list to see since seeing the poster, I was excited to finally check out Good Boy. The cast is fully committed, delivering performances that make the bizarre premise almost believable. The film's color temperature lends a dreamlike quality to every scene, with a soft and ethereal filter that enhances the surreal atmosphere.

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Sting (2024)

Sting delivers a thrilling throwback to '90s creature features, blending nostalgia with modern horror elements in a delightful and terrifying package. Directed by Kiah Roache-Turner, known for Wyrmwood: Apocalypse, this film reimagines the creature horror genre with a unique spin, set against the backdrop of snowy, atmospheric New York, it takes that extra step to add another layer of claustrophobia. The plot centers on 12-year-old Charlotte, whose pet spider undergoes a rapid and horrifying transformation into a giant, flesh-eating monster.

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