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A Thousand Characters, Infinite Swords: Blades of the Guardians Goes for Broke

February 18, 2026

There is a certain kind of movie you discover as a teenager, usually late at night, half burned onto a DVD, that permanently rewires your brain. For me, that was stuff like Iron Monkey 2 and Legend of the Drunken Master. Movies where the plot barely mattered as long as the fights ripped.

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In Review Tags mandarin, martial arts, wuxia, action, adventure, drama
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Kickboxer (1989) #RetroReview

September 6, 2024

Want some cheesy mindless fun? You could do worse than Mark DiSalle and David Worth’s Kickboxer from 1989. Though it’s not even close to being the best Jean-Claude Van Damme flick, it’s nevertheless pretty damn enjoyable.

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In Review Tags b-action, boxing, martial arts, action, sport, thriller
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The Legend of Van Dorn A Civil War Drama That Finds the Man Behind the Myth
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The Legend of Van Dorn A Civil War Drama That Finds the Man Behind the Myth
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Historical dramas often succeed or fail based on whether they can make familiar events feel fresh. The Legend of Van Dorn, directed by Shane Stanley, takes a different route by focusing on a fascinating Civil War figure who remains largely unknown outside history circles. The result is an engaging period drama that blends military strategy, romance, ambition, and tragedy into a story that feels both intimate and consequential.

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The Benefactress: The Dirtiest Mirror in the Room
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The Benefactress: The Dirtiest Mirror in the Room
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I'll be honest: The Benefactress is not the kind of film I would normally gravitate toward. Had director Guerrilla Metropolitana not personally reached out and asked for an honest, open-minded opinion, it's likely this would have remained outside my radar. After watching it, however, I found myself unable to dismiss it.

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Pure Scum Is a Relentless Descent Into Privilege, Panic, and Self-Destruction
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Pure Scum Is a Relentless Descent Into Privilege, Panic, and Self-Destruction
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From the moment Pure Scum begins, it wraps you in a cloud of dread. There is an immediate sense of discomfort and uncertainty hanging over every scene, as though something terrible is always waiting just around the corner. That feeling never really lets up. Instead, writer-director Gideon Aroni's debut feature keeps tightening the screws, building constant rising action that leaves you wondering not if things will get worse, but how much worse they possibly can.

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Lockjaw Is the Most Awkward Hangout Movie You’ll See This Year
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Lockjaw Is the Most Awkward Hangout Movie You’ll See This Year
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There's a version of reality where Lockjaw becomes one of those beloved cult indies everyone swears they discovered first. The kind of movie that would have had its trailer playing before every Miramax release in the late '90s until it slowly wormed its way into the consciousness of a certain type of film fan. Watching Sabrina Greco's debut feature, it's hard not to imagine it existing in that timeline.

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High Body Count, Low Ambition: The Boy from Below
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High Body Count, Low Ambition: The Boy from Below
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Horror fans of a certain age will immediately understand what The Boy from Below is trying to do. Set largely on Halloween night in 1997, the film follows video store clerk Quinn Curtis as a masked killer begins turning slasher movies into reality. Director Tory Jones has described the project as a tribute to the video store era and the classic slashers that shaped his love of filmmaking, and that passion is evident from the opening frame.

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Big Baby: Spider One and Krsy Fox Continue Their Horror Evolution
Big Baby: Spider One and Krsy Fox Continue Their Horror Evolution

There are interviews you look forward to, and then there are interviews that feel surreal. Sitting down with Spider One and Krsy Fox to discuss Big Baby was firmly in the latter category for me. Long before Spider One was building horror films through OneFox Productions, he was fronting Powerman 5000.

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Malcolm Kelner Is the Face of Obsession, Whether the Rest of the Cast Likes It or Not
Malcolm Kelner Is the Face of Obsession, Whether the Rest of the Cast Likes It or Not

Every great film has that one performance audiences can't stop talking about. For Obsession, the viral thriller from director Curry Barker, that performance belongs, unquestionably, to Malcolm Kelner's bartender. What began as a brief appearance in the film's opening moments has somehow evolved into one of the internet's favorite running jokes, spawning memes, fan theories, social media discourse, and a level of celebrity that Kelner has embraced with remarkable confidence.

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Chasing More Than Storms: Ken Cole and Reed Timmer Find the Heart Behind Never Stop Chasing
Chasing More Than Storms: Ken Cole and Reed Timmer Find the Heart Behind Never Stop Chasing

There are few people more synonymous with storm chasing than Reed Timmer. For decades, audiences have watched him barrel toward some of nature's most violent phenomena in pursuit of science, understanding, and, admittedly, a little adrenaline. But Never Stop Chasing isn't simply another film about tornadoes.

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Nat Boltt Brings Heart, Humor, and Humanity to Holy Days
Nat Boltt Brings Heart, Humor, and Humanity to Holy Days

There are filmmakers who make movies because they love storytelling, and then there are filmmakers who seem genuinely in love with the medium itself. After speaking with Nat Boltt about her feature directorial debut, Holy Days, it quickly became clear that she falls into the latter category. Known to many audiences as the unforgettable Penelope Blossom from Riverdale and for her work in films like District 9, Boltt has spent decades in front of the camera.

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Aging Legend, Wild Stories: James Faulkner Looks Back on Zulu Dawn
Aging Legend, Wild Stories: James Faulkner Looks Back on Zulu Dawn

Sometimes you go into an interview with a plan. You’ve got your notes, your bullet points, your angles about the new 4K restoration of Zulu Dawn. And then sometimes you get James Faulkner on the line and you just… let him go. That’s exactly what happened here.

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Soulbound: A 53-Minute Animated Odyssey Through the Afterlife That’s Already Winning Awards
Soulbound: A 53-Minute Animated Odyssey Through the Afterlife That’s Already Winning Awards

Independent animation is often defined by passion, perseverance, and the willingness to tell stories that larger studios might never attempt. Soulbound, the original animated web series created by writer, director, and storyboard artist Jeff Stirling, embodies all three. With the completion of its first story arc, Soulbound now stands as a roughly 53-minute animated feature experience released across four episodes, blending fantasy, comedy, psychological drama, and existential mystery into a uniquely memorable journey.

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